School Jokes

How do you get straight A’s?

By using a ruler.

(From Sally in Wales)


What do elves learn in school?

The elfabet.

(From Danny in Belfast)


What is the fastest country in the world?

Rush a.

(From Conner in Gillingham)


Who built the ark?

I have Noah idea.

(From Thomas in Nottingham)


How did Vikings communicate?

By norse code.

(From Colin in Glastonbury)


Which King invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8th.

(From Norma in Aberdeen)


Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn’t go round the bend.

(From Charlie in hull)


Why did the jellybean go to school?

Because it wanted to be a smartie.

(From Alex in Glasgow)


Why was 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

(From Ian in London)


Why did the boy eat his homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

(From Kelly in Basingstoke)