Knock Knock Jokes



Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

How dare you call me a poo.

(From Leigh in London)

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in it’s cold out here!

(From Joe in Fakenham)

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Doctor.

Doctor who?

Your right.

(From Robin in Rushden)

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Please don’t cry it’s only a joke.

(From Cassandra in Portsmouth)