Cross the Road


Why did the cow cross the road?

To get more chicken.

(From James Betts in USA)

 

Why did the pie cross the road?

Because it was meeting potato (meat and potato)

(From Philippa in Leeds)

 

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

(From Paul in Somerset)

 

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no body to go with.

(From Aaron in Canvey Island)

 

Why did the one handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

(From Hannah in Aberdeen)

 

Why didn’t the bike cross the road?

Because it was two tired.

(From Jackie in Stoke)

 

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

(From Jacob in Chepstow)

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

(From Sara in Ipswich)

 

Why did the Turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t Chicken.

(From Julie in Devon)

 

Why did the sheep cross the road?

Because he needed to go to the Baa Baa’s.

(From Jimmy in Sheffield)

 

Why did the Farmer cross the road?

To get his animals Back.

(From Sam in Torquay)