Animal Jokes

What do you call a blind Dinosaur?

Do you think he saw us.

(From Matthew in Hebburn)


Where do fish get their money from?

The River Bank.

(from Finley in Leicester)


Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs.

(From Charlie in Fife)


What do you call a pig doing karate?

A pork chop.

(From Danielle in Shrewsbury)


Why do hummingbirds birds hum?

Because they don’t know the words.

(From Sue in Barrow-in-Furness)


What game do cows play at parties?

Moosical Chairs.

(From Dave in Richmond)


What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm.

(from Jessica in Blackpool)


Which animal should you not play cards with?


(From Marie in Liverpool)


What key won’t open any door?

A Monkey.

(From Jill in Newport)


What do you call a dumb bunny rabbit?

A hare brain.

(From Tanya in Somerset)


What is a snake’s favourite school subject?


(from Julie in Southport)


What do dogs eat at the Cinema?

Pup-corn and Hot Dogs.

(From Mo in San Francisco)