Kids Jokes – For all your favourite jokes. You can also help us by sending your own jokes from the Send Us a Joke page – If we like it, we’ll add it to the site. Have fun!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
(From Peter in Rotherham)
What did the ceiling say to the wall?
Meet you in the corner.
(From Oliver in Kidderminster)
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.
(From Alison in Dover)
What’s Orange and sounds like a Parrot?
(From Harry in Bradford)
What do you get if you cross a Sheep and a Kangaroo?
A Woolly Jumper.
(From Karen in Listowel)
Why was the sand wet?
Because the see weed.
(From Sara in Maidstone)
Why did the biscuit go to the doctors?
Because he was feeling crumby.
(From Sandy in Bootle)
Why did the Banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
(From Curtis in Liverpool)
What do Cat’s eat for breakfast?
(From Maureen in Newbury)
What type of bed do fish sleep in?
(From Julie in Salisbury)